Found this picture online, I swear it is Angela....this is when it all started, a baby spoon here, a mouthful there....and before you know it, we had to force her to join "TEA"....Tofu Eaters Anonymous"..She took the 12 Step Program but after she walked 12 steps she found a Tofu Store and it was all down hill from there. Today she tries to disguise her addiction by giving Tofu an acceptable name...."Boca Burgers", "Tofukey" "Soy Sausage" but who is she fooling ?.....She even has poor Brian hooked now. Hollywood has even bought the rights to a movie about her life, It will be called "The Days Of Soy and Roses".....and sequel is already in the works, it is called "SOY-lent Green".....Lets all wish her a quick recovery...please send donations to "S ave O ur Y oung" in care of "get-the-wok-out-of-here.com Thursday, August 21, 2008
"Tufu Junkie Exposed"
Found this picture online, I swear it is Angela....this is when it all started, a baby spoon here, a mouthful there....and before you know it, we had to force her to join "TEA"....Tofu Eaters Anonymous"..She took the 12 Step Program but after she walked 12 steps she found a Tofu Store and it was all down hill from there. Today she tries to disguise her addiction by giving Tofu an acceptable name...."Boca Burgers", "Tofukey" "Soy Sausage" but who is she fooling ?.....She even has poor Brian hooked now. Hollywood has even bought the rights to a movie about her life, It will be called "The Days Of Soy and Roses".....and sequel is already in the works, it is called "SOY-lent Green".....Lets all wish her a quick recovery...please send donations to "S ave O ur Y oung" in care of "get-the-wok-out-of-here.com 
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Now I know where I get my sense of humor from. A Cianciaruso not only makes the initial joke, but takes it to the next level and related like items to build a mini-opera
As Curly Howard used to say "Soy-tainly Moe"
L-- Ron
thank you Ron for the compliment....I received a called from a TV producer, wants to do a series about a family living in "TOFU TOWN" or maybe "SOY CITY" we are still in the negotiating stange. My choice would be "LOSt ANGELA" a Califonia Saga....
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